Post by themg1 on Feb 22, 2013 14:55:42 GMT -5
The camera fades in to see Frank the camera man in front of the TWF Corporate offices with a camera and a microphone. The front door quickly opens and out walks a muscular man with a tight black shirt, blue skinny jeans, sunglasses, and a pair of retro Air Jordan’s. The man sees the camera, walks up to it, and removes his sunglasses.
Man: Yo Bro! This thing on or what?
Frank: uh, it can be in a sec. Did you just sign a contract inside?
Man: Hell yeah bro….the name is Marcus Grant da 3rd….friends call me MG3. Can I shoot a promo or what? I want to throw this on my you tube fitness channel!
Frank: Fitness channel? Aren’t you a wrestler?
MG3: Yea, I run a fitness gym too. I make fat chicks into something more respectable. Hell bro, you look like you can drop a few….you got a nice set of them bologna tits….
Frank: really? You can help me?
MG3: dude, thinking about it now….you might not be worth it….your too fat bro! Why don’t you leave the camera over here and start jogging around the parking lot….you can use it.
Frank places the camera on top of a car set up to film MG3. He begins to job around the lot, with a few tears streaming down his face. MG3 looks at frank run, and smiles.
MG3 looks into the camera set up on the car and begins his promo.
MG3: What’s up fat wrestling fans! This is the pinnacle of modern health and muscular development, Marcus Grant the 3rd…..but you can call me MG3.
MG3 flexes his arms and chest as he smiles into the camera.
MG3: my mission here is to show the world, that fitness professionals can do just about anything in the world, from getting a ton of chicks, to running marathons, and hell, even becoming wrestling champions! MG3 is going to make everyone here in the TWF jealous of his body, and envious of his wrestling skill, as I am going to make everyone and their mother either tap out, or get so gassed, that they will pass out!
MG3 stops his flex for a moment and pulls a piece of paper from his pocket.
MG3: says here that my first opponent to join my gym o pain is going to be an old timer by the name of Downfall…..ok old man. Let’s see what kind of shape you’re in bro….are you a pinnacle of modern health like me? Can you keep up with the man? Let’s see what you got bro! I will see you Sunday night in RI…..and for all you chubby wrestling fans in Rhode island, if you want to get a sick work out in before the show….meet me at the arena at like 6 am….I will whip your asses into shape quicker than you can eat a greasy hamburger!
MG3 smiles and show his triceps one last time, as he begins to run next to frank. He laughs at frank, who is badly out of breath, and then just sprints by him, running to his car….
Frank walks back to the camera and turns the camera off as it fades to black.
Man: Yo Bro! This thing on or what?
Frank: uh, it can be in a sec. Did you just sign a contract inside?
Man: Hell yeah bro….the name is Marcus Grant da 3rd….friends call me MG3. Can I shoot a promo or what? I want to throw this on my you tube fitness channel!
Frank: Fitness channel? Aren’t you a wrestler?
MG3: Yea, I run a fitness gym too. I make fat chicks into something more respectable. Hell bro, you look like you can drop a few….you got a nice set of them bologna tits….
Frank: really? You can help me?
MG3: dude, thinking about it now….you might not be worth it….your too fat bro! Why don’t you leave the camera over here and start jogging around the parking lot….you can use it.
Frank places the camera on top of a car set up to film MG3. He begins to job around the lot, with a few tears streaming down his face. MG3 looks at frank run, and smiles.
MG3 looks into the camera set up on the car and begins his promo.
MG3: What’s up fat wrestling fans! This is the pinnacle of modern health and muscular development, Marcus Grant the 3rd…..but you can call me MG3.
MG3 flexes his arms and chest as he smiles into the camera.
MG3: my mission here is to show the world, that fitness professionals can do just about anything in the world, from getting a ton of chicks, to running marathons, and hell, even becoming wrestling champions! MG3 is going to make everyone here in the TWF jealous of his body, and envious of his wrestling skill, as I am going to make everyone and their mother either tap out, or get so gassed, that they will pass out!
MG3 stops his flex for a moment and pulls a piece of paper from his pocket.
MG3: says here that my first opponent to join my gym o pain is going to be an old timer by the name of Downfall…..ok old man. Let’s see what kind of shape you’re in bro….are you a pinnacle of modern health like me? Can you keep up with the man? Let’s see what you got bro! I will see you Sunday night in RI…..and for all you chubby wrestling fans in Rhode island, if you want to get a sick work out in before the show….meet me at the arena at like 6 am….I will whip your asses into shape quicker than you can eat a greasy hamburger!
MG3 smiles and show his triceps one last time, as he begins to run next to frank. He laughs at frank, who is badly out of breath, and then just sprints by him, running to his car….
Frank walks back to the camera and turns the camera off as it fades to black.