The Wrestling Show, #2

Match 1: Jordan Turner vs. Teague Neiland

In his debut match, Jordan Turner put on quite an impressive display for the fans. Sadly for the fans, Teague Neiland just wasn't up to the task. It was almost like he was drunk. Maybe he hit the Sizzurp too hard?

This match didn't last too long as JT Milton Berled's this match, basically toying Neiland with various brutal submissions. In the end, Jordan got bored and mercifully ended the contest with The Dragon's Bite for the victory

Match 2: Tommy Contour vs. Green Man

Slaughter #2 was between the mysterious Green Man and the wily veteran Tommy Contour. Green Man started off fast, but like a virgin, he blew his load way too fat and had nothing left.

Tommy took advantage and kept it after Green Man made an ill fated trip to the top rope. Tommy took control and began beating the ever loving shit out o f Green Man. However, GM was not to be put awya that easily

A low blow not seen by the ref can go quite a long way to turning the match in your favor. Green Man knew this and it worked. Green Man Seemed to be on the cusp of victory when Jake Jester's music hit. Jake was nowhere to be found, but the slight distraction was enough for Tommy to recover and hit the Headliner for the win.

Match 3 : Jake Jester vs. MG3

In the third match of the night, Jake was looking to bounce back from a loss last week. However, he would have to go up against MG3, who was also looking to get his first win in TWF. However, there can be only one

On this night, that one was Jake Jester. JJ and MG3 had a pretty good battle, but Jake was by far the hungrier wrestler. Why else would he try to bite off his nipple, right? Anyway, each time Mg3 seemed to get something going, Jake put an end to the shit. He also put an end to his losing streak by putting MG3 to sleep with the Joy Zapper for the pinfall win

Main Event : Downfall vs. Warpath

**Ed Note: Doing it summary style for 2 reasons. 1: I want to get the card out. 2: We'll save a full write up for when Adam can roleplay and do it proper.

In the final match of the night, wrestling fans old and new got to see two men battle it out that have had quite a bit of histor y together. This match alone was worth the price of admission.

Downfall started things off fast with a myriad of kicks, throwing the big man off balance. After dazing the powerhouse with a vicious roundhouse kick to thr grill, Downfall put him on his back with abelly to back suplex. This kept him down for only a 2 count

Warpath took control after a reversed Irish whip turned into a hard knee to the breadbasket followed by a big elbow drop to the troat (spelled wrong on purpose). Warpath sought to wear Downfall down and take away the speed advantage with hard, clubbing shots and a vicious press slam followed by a legdrop to the back of the head. This slowed Downfall down, but only enough for a 2 count.

After a bit of back and forth, with Downfall hitting a big superplex, Warpath flattening Downfall with a powerbomb that even Downfalls' grandma felt, Downfall letting Warpath's mouth get real familiar with his knees, Warpath ended up spearing Downfall through the ropes and to the outside. Both men landed pretty hard on their head. A count ensued.

The ref got up to 9 before Rizzo's voice boomed over the PA system He announced that, and I quote 'There's no fucking way this match is ending in a countout." The fans were pleased. However, they were not pleased when Rizzo announced a rematch for the next Wresting Show, but this time there will be no countouts. DQs will still apply though. This brought the show to a close, and damn if that show didn't suck. Better luck next time??