Post by JayF on Mar 4, 2013 0:18:27 GMT -5
The Charmed Life by Icebird plays as the video intro plays. Highlights from some of the competitor’s past are played. The scene cuts to various shots of the crowd at the Convention Center in Providence, RI. It then switches to the announcers.
Chris: Good evening folks and welcome to the inaugural show of The Wrestling Federation!
Dave: That’s the dumbest goddamned named for a company I’ve ever heard. Seriously, who thought that one up?
Chris: Most likely our boss, Rizzo, which means you ought to watch what you say. You don’t want to be back on the streets again after one show, do you?
Dave: I probably made more money out there anyway.
Inhaler by Foals blasts through the PA system.
Chris: Who could this be?
Lo and behold, the man himself, Rizzo, emerges from the back, looking dapper in his three piece Armani suit. He makes his way down to the ring and climbs in. he gets a mic from ringside and addresses the crowd.
Rizzo: And a good evening Providence
Cheap pop!
Rizzo: Welcome to the first ever show of The Wrestling Federation. We’re not extreme, we’re not elite, and we sure as hell aren’t international, for now. No no, we’ll be here every two weeks putting on a show for you ladies and gentlemen. We’ve got some old faces, and some new ones, but I guarantee you that we’ll have the best damn show in this area. Now enough of me, let’s get this baby started!
Inhaler by Foals kicks in again as Rizzo exits the ring.
Dave: That was… different.
Chris: How so?
Dave: Well, usually, he loves to hear himself speak.
Chris: Dave, shut the hell up. Let’s get to our first match.
Match 1: MG3 vs. Downfall
MG3 started the match off on the offensive, taking it to Downfall with some punches and kicks followed by a snap suplex. A few stomps to the head and body, MG3 hit a short arm clothesline that got him a 2 count.
A reversed Irish whip and a dropkick gave Downfall the upperhand. Downfall used his legs with brutality as he hit a series of kicks to the body followed by a vicious scissor kick. A Northern Lights suplex later got just a 2 count. Downfall whipped MG3 off the ropes and hit a vicious tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Downfall followed up with a vicious knee drop to the face for another 2 count
MG3 used the good old thumb to the eye to take control back. He took it to downfall with a swinging neckbreaker followed by a DDT. Yet, this was not enough to keep Downfall down. After this 2 count, MG3 landed a succession of elbow drops. He then dragged Downfall up and hit a short-arm clothesline that flipped Downfall in the air. Another 2 count
MG3 felt spritely and went up to the top, but this would be his undoing. Having bet met with a superkick in mid air, he then succumbed to Kingslayer for the 1-2-3.
Winner: Downfall
* Scene opens with Jake Jester sitting in his make shift dressing room. He is sitting in the same old school barber chair we have seen him in before. In front of him is the make-up table with a large mirror, the mirror being cracked with pieces and fragments missing. There are make-up brushes strewn about the table, caked up make-up containers, a few lipstick tubes and a purple bow tie. Sitting next to him in her own chair is the very stunning and beautiful Harleen. Jake is taping his wrists and still has his smile on his face.*
Jake: Well sweet 'ums, it is time for the laughing and bantering to end. It is time for this Clown Prince of the Wrestling World to make his mark against a Green Man.
Harleen: Well Puddin' all you have to remember is I will be there at the end, win or lose.
Jake: Oh, I will win. I always get the last laugh. Green Man resorts to the same old arguments each time. On game day, it is the man who can physically defeat his opponent who wins, not the man who can discriminate against your chosen lifestyle, or even listen to the words that I say. I think he just fast forwards everything I say or hears "blah blah blah" because he just seems to enjoy putting words into my mouth. In just a few minutes, I am going to enjoy putting my foot in an uncomfortable place.
Harleen: Like the back of a Volkswagen?
*Jake looks at Harleen, smiles and then continues getting ready for his match.*
Match 2: Green Man vs. Jake Jester
What the fuck is this shit? Some dude in a green body suit faced off against Jake Jester. The match started off with both men exchanging blows in the middle of the ring. A kick to the gut by Green man was followed by a vicious knee to the face. 2 count.
Jake hit a jawbreaker as he was being dragged to his feet. A few knife edge chops and a snap mare sent Green man flopping across the ring. He got right back only to be planted with a belly to belly suplex. Jake covered for a 2 count.
Both men get up, and Jake stays in control. Jake hits Green man with an inverted atomic drop followed up a side Russian leg sweep. Jake went up top, but damn it, he missed that flying elbow of doom.
Green Man got his mojo back with a belly to back suplex. He then tried to take a couple of inches off of Jake’s height with a vicious piledriver, but only a 2 count came out of it. An enziguri only got him another 2 count.
Green Man got a little cocky and started taunting Jake. This did not turn out well. Green Man missed with a running clothesline and he got speared for his efforts. Jake then put the screws to Green Man, nailing a reverse double underhook DDT followed by a camel clutch. Nothing like breaking his back and humbling him, old country way. Green Man powered out, much to Jake’s surprise.
Shortly thereafter, Jake whipped Green Man into the corner. He then ran right into the turnbuckles. You know, because Green Man moved. Green Man took advantage by hitting the Mort de Vert for the 3 count.
Winner: Green Man
Match 3 – Triple Threat Match: Teague Neiland vs. Tommy Contour vs. Warpath
Teague and Tommy gang up on Warpath with stomps to the gut followed by a double suplex. Teague then hits Tommy with a standing dropkick out of nowhere. He follows this up with a German suplex. He gets a 2 count, but only a 2 because a pissed off Warpath boots him in the ribs. Warpath lifts Teague up and crushes him with a Spinebuster. Teague rolls out of the ring, leaving Warpath in with Tommy.
Warpath lifts Tommy but is stunned by a stiff European uppercut. Tommy hits another and then a vicious forearm smash. Tommy doubles Warpath over and takes the big man down with a running knee lift. 2 count. Tommy and Waprath both get up. Warpath apparently had enough of that shit, because the clothesline he hit had to hurt. A lot. Warpath drags Tommy to his feet and butterfly suplex. Instead of covering, Warpath decided to hurt Tommy more with a press slam. Warpath covers, but the match is saved by a diving Teague.
Teague stomps away at Warpath’s head. Warpath get up but he’s taken right back with with a side Russian legsweep. Teague then executes a double knee armbreaker followed by a crossface chicken wing. Warpath looks close to tapping out, but Teague’s kicked in the back of the head by Tommy. Tommy applies a headlock on the ground and drives his knee several times into Tegaue’s head. Tommy drags Teague up and then drives him right back down with a DDT. Tommy gets a 2 count.
Tommy and Warpath both get up. Tommy slap Warpath in the chest with some chops. He pins Warpath onto the ropes and drives his elbow into the side of Warpath’s head three times. Irish whip results in a hard knee to the breadbasket for Tommy. Warpath gets up and he blocks a kick by Tommy. He gets a good grip on Tommy and flattens him with a vertical suplex. He then drops a leg across Tommy’s grill. Warpath picks Tommy up and goes for an Irish whip, but Tommy reverses it. Warpath catches himself on the ropes. Tommy charges, but he goes flying over the ropes and Warpath ducks down.
As Warpath survey’s the damager, Teague dropkicks him in the back. Teague spins Warpath around and hits a snap suplex. And then a second. Teague goes to the top. He flies with a splash… right into Warpath’s knees. Waprath gets up, destroys Teague with The Difference Maker and gets the 1-2-3/
Winner: Warpath
Chris: Good evening folks and welcome to the inaugural show of The Wrestling Federation!
Dave: That’s the dumbest goddamned named for a company I’ve ever heard. Seriously, who thought that one up?
Chris: Most likely our boss, Rizzo, which means you ought to watch what you say. You don’t want to be back on the streets again after one show, do you?
Dave: I probably made more money out there anyway.
Inhaler by Foals blasts through the PA system.
Chris: Who could this be?
Lo and behold, the man himself, Rizzo, emerges from the back, looking dapper in his three piece Armani suit. He makes his way down to the ring and climbs in. he gets a mic from ringside and addresses the crowd.
Rizzo: And a good evening Providence
Cheap pop!
Rizzo: Welcome to the first ever show of The Wrestling Federation. We’re not extreme, we’re not elite, and we sure as hell aren’t international, for now. No no, we’ll be here every two weeks putting on a show for you ladies and gentlemen. We’ve got some old faces, and some new ones, but I guarantee you that we’ll have the best damn show in this area. Now enough of me, let’s get this baby started!
Inhaler by Foals kicks in again as Rizzo exits the ring.
Dave: That was… different.
Chris: How so?
Dave: Well, usually, he loves to hear himself speak.
Chris: Dave, shut the hell up. Let’s get to our first match.
Match 1: MG3 vs. Downfall
MG3 started the match off on the offensive, taking it to Downfall with some punches and kicks followed by a snap suplex. A few stomps to the head and body, MG3 hit a short arm clothesline that got him a 2 count.
A reversed Irish whip and a dropkick gave Downfall the upperhand. Downfall used his legs with brutality as he hit a series of kicks to the body followed by a vicious scissor kick. A Northern Lights suplex later got just a 2 count. Downfall whipped MG3 off the ropes and hit a vicious tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Downfall followed up with a vicious knee drop to the face for another 2 count
MG3 used the good old thumb to the eye to take control back. He took it to downfall with a swinging neckbreaker followed by a DDT. Yet, this was not enough to keep Downfall down. After this 2 count, MG3 landed a succession of elbow drops. He then dragged Downfall up and hit a short-arm clothesline that flipped Downfall in the air. Another 2 count
MG3 felt spritely and went up to the top, but this would be his undoing. Having bet met with a superkick in mid air, he then succumbed to Kingslayer for the 1-2-3.
Winner: Downfall
* Scene opens with Jake Jester sitting in his make shift dressing room. He is sitting in the same old school barber chair we have seen him in before. In front of him is the make-up table with a large mirror, the mirror being cracked with pieces and fragments missing. There are make-up brushes strewn about the table, caked up make-up containers, a few lipstick tubes and a purple bow tie. Sitting next to him in her own chair is the very stunning and beautiful Harleen. Jake is taping his wrists and still has his smile on his face.*
Jake: Well sweet 'ums, it is time for the laughing and bantering to end. It is time for this Clown Prince of the Wrestling World to make his mark against a Green Man.
Harleen: Well Puddin' all you have to remember is I will be there at the end, win or lose.
Jake: Oh, I will win. I always get the last laugh. Green Man resorts to the same old arguments each time. On game day, it is the man who can physically defeat his opponent who wins, not the man who can discriminate against your chosen lifestyle, or even listen to the words that I say. I think he just fast forwards everything I say or hears "blah blah blah" because he just seems to enjoy putting words into my mouth. In just a few minutes, I am going to enjoy putting my foot in an uncomfortable place.
Harleen: Like the back of a Volkswagen?
*Jake looks at Harleen, smiles and then continues getting ready for his match.*
Match 2: Green Man vs. Jake Jester
What the fuck is this shit? Some dude in a green body suit faced off against Jake Jester. The match started off with both men exchanging blows in the middle of the ring. A kick to the gut by Green man was followed by a vicious knee to the face. 2 count.
Jake hit a jawbreaker as he was being dragged to his feet. A few knife edge chops and a snap mare sent Green man flopping across the ring. He got right back only to be planted with a belly to belly suplex. Jake covered for a 2 count.
Both men get up, and Jake stays in control. Jake hits Green man with an inverted atomic drop followed up a side Russian leg sweep. Jake went up top, but damn it, he missed that flying elbow of doom.
Green Man got his mojo back with a belly to back suplex. He then tried to take a couple of inches off of Jake’s height with a vicious piledriver, but only a 2 count came out of it. An enziguri only got him another 2 count.
Green Man got a little cocky and started taunting Jake. This did not turn out well. Green Man missed with a running clothesline and he got speared for his efforts. Jake then put the screws to Green Man, nailing a reverse double underhook DDT followed by a camel clutch. Nothing like breaking his back and humbling him, old country way. Green Man powered out, much to Jake’s surprise.
Shortly thereafter, Jake whipped Green Man into the corner. He then ran right into the turnbuckles. You know, because Green Man moved. Green Man took advantage by hitting the Mort de Vert for the 3 count.
Winner: Green Man
Match 3 – Triple Threat Match: Teague Neiland vs. Tommy Contour vs. Warpath
Teague and Tommy gang up on Warpath with stomps to the gut followed by a double suplex. Teague then hits Tommy with a standing dropkick out of nowhere. He follows this up with a German suplex. He gets a 2 count, but only a 2 because a pissed off Warpath boots him in the ribs. Warpath lifts Teague up and crushes him with a Spinebuster. Teague rolls out of the ring, leaving Warpath in with Tommy.
Warpath lifts Tommy but is stunned by a stiff European uppercut. Tommy hits another and then a vicious forearm smash. Tommy doubles Warpath over and takes the big man down with a running knee lift. 2 count. Tommy and Waprath both get up. Warpath apparently had enough of that shit, because the clothesline he hit had to hurt. A lot. Warpath drags Tommy to his feet and butterfly suplex. Instead of covering, Warpath decided to hurt Tommy more with a press slam. Warpath covers, but the match is saved by a diving Teague.
Teague stomps away at Warpath’s head. Warpath get up but he’s taken right back with with a side Russian legsweep. Teague then executes a double knee armbreaker followed by a crossface chicken wing. Warpath looks close to tapping out, but Teague’s kicked in the back of the head by Tommy. Tommy applies a headlock on the ground and drives his knee several times into Tegaue’s head. Tommy drags Teague up and then drives him right back down with a DDT. Tommy gets a 2 count.
Tommy and Warpath both get up. Tommy slap Warpath in the chest with some chops. He pins Warpath onto the ropes and drives his elbow into the side of Warpath’s head three times. Irish whip results in a hard knee to the breadbasket for Tommy. Warpath gets up and he blocks a kick by Tommy. He gets a good grip on Tommy and flattens him with a vertical suplex. He then drops a leg across Tommy’s grill. Warpath picks Tommy up and goes for an Irish whip, but Tommy reverses it. Warpath catches himself on the ropes. Tommy charges, but he goes flying over the ropes and Warpath ducks down.
As Warpath survey’s the damager, Teague dropkicks him in the back. Teague spins Warpath around and hits a snap suplex. And then a second. Teague goes to the top. He flies with a splash… right into Warpath’s knees. Waprath gets up, destroys Teague with The Difference Maker and gets the 1-2-3/
Winner: Warpath